Çatalzeytin is as green as it sounds and as coastal as it sounds — sea on one side, forest on the other, and you stuck in the middle unsure which way to go. Walking the coast road, looking out from a hilltop, or just sitting and letting time pass — all possible, none of it certain. Nobody's in a rush in this quiet corner of Kastamonu. Instead of going back and forth, toss the dice toward the sea and follow whichever side it points to.